The Mysterious Mr. No-Head

Hello good people!

After this morning’s crazy adventures, I just had to email my folks to let them know about my face-off with Mr. No-Head. As luck would have it, my dad (who is the human equivalent of Wikipedia) informed me that Mr. No-Head was likely not a headless rat at all, but something known (in French) as a ‘taupe a nez étoilé.’  I consulted my trusty Google, and when I saw the images it pulled up, I can confirm that dad is 100% on the money (I only did that after a bout of major cringing because this shit is fugly). Anyway, in English, No-Head is known as a star-nosed mole (Condylura cristata). I just consulted some images and am still cringing at this thing because it grosses me the fuck out! So without further ado, and for your viewing pleasure (or not), I present to you Mr. No-Head:

Image

Now, I’m sure we can all agree that this is just as bad as a rat with no damn head. Ugh, GROSS!

Now, let’s never speak of this again. 

Ugh.

Gross.

So gross. 

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2 thoughts on “The Mysterious Mr. No-Head

  1. Omg poor you!! But I have to admit I laughed reading the whole thing.

    And that mole is just weird!! May you never cross paths with him or any of his relatives again.

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