I woke up in the middle of the night feeling pretty feverish. Actually, let me correct myself – I felt like a volcano in the midst of a full-on eruption and I’m convinced that I burned a few pounds of fat as a result (this is the good part!). Then around 4 a.m. I woke up again, with the most intense bloody migraine EVER. It’s (because ‘it’ is still present) the kind of migraine where everything hurts – my head, my face, my jaw, my neck – even my ears hurt. Light and sound are the bane of my existence – does anyone have a cave I can crawl into? So, despite my ongoing hope that this week would get better, I have officially abandonned this hope because clearly, it’s not. Clearly I was meant to have one of those shitty weeks and no amount of positive thinking or yoga, is going to change that. All I can say to ‘that’ is Poop.
Thanks to the MiPAIN, I started off my day pretty damn early by popping migraine pills and drinking some pretty strong coffee. I’m hoping the caffeine boost dulls the headache, however when it’s this intense, it’s usually a no-win situation. What I would like to do right now, is rip off my own head and toss it to the wolves. Or have someone put me in one of those medieval torture devices where you get stretched out like Gumby – I think this would help! Anyone have such a contraption lying around? If so, I’m on my way! (Don’t worry – I won’t hold you personally responsible for deforming me – I might even thank you for slimming me down).
Here’s where I want to be right now – wouldn’t this make everything brighter and sunnier? Not to mention, migraine-free? Why yes, yes it would! So Elly-belly: tell my brother who doesn’t read my blog (:-p) to set up the guest room ’cause I’m on my way! Can you pick me up at the airport? :-p
How’s everyone’s week going so far? More importantly, where do you want to escape to? 😀
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