The other night I was watching Make It or Break It on Much Music (no, this is not what I normally watch). One of the characters had suffered a severe back injury and was told she would never do gymnastics again (this was her dream). This got me thinking: what would you do if you were told that you would never do what you loved the most? Would you give up your dream or would you fight as hard as you could to keep it?
Who writes a book called ‘Swimsuit?’ James Patterson, that’s who. I wonder if the book is strictly about swimsuits or if he talks about bathing caps as well. A book with a title like that doesn’t exactly inspire me to read it.
One of my train stalkers was wearing a beret this morning and it was huge. At first I thought he was wearing some kind of pirate hat, but not so! I don’t think he knows about beret etiquette – I’d say the most important rule when wearing a beret is to make sure it isn’t twice the size of your head. He might try using it as an umbrella instead.
Pretending that you don’t see me doesn’t change the fact that I’m still walking toward you, so please look up and move over! You might actually see where you’re going if you weren’t obsessively staring at the ground or texting.
When someone keeps me on hold for a long time, I sometimes forget who I’m calling and why I’m calling to begin with. Is this an early warning that I might be developing Alzheimer’s? Man I hope not!
Why do people spend so much time trying to avoid making eye contact with one another? It’s as though looking a person in the eye has become taboo or something. I think we’ve grown so accustomed to interacting with people via the internet, that we’ve lost some of our social skills. What do you think?
I don’t have a big ego, however I often catch people staring at me and I don’t know if it’s because I look exceptionally good, or exceptionally bad. Thoughts? Personally, I think they’re mesmerized by my eyeballs .
The guy next to me on the train tonight had really long nose hair. Don’t they make clippers to take care of that situation?
I love The B-52s’ first album because it’s totally brilliant. But I have to wonder what they were smoking when they wrote Rock Lobster and Planet Claire. Did you know that Planet Claire has pink air and all the trees are red? AND no one ever dies there because no one has a head? Cool!
This concludes my random musings for today. Now, share some of your random thoughts or observations, will ya? I’m all eyes!