iDream (again)

I woke up at 3:38 a.m. this morning, and I was planning to write all about the deep thoughts that one has at that ungodly hour, but I’m going to save that for my next post. Today – I’m going to write about the crazy-ass dream I had between 5-7 a.m. I was in New [...]

Oh Baby

This morning I watched The Today Show before work. It’s part of my morning ritual – wake up, roll out of bed, take meds, make coffee, drink coffee with Matt Lauer.  Now, there’s a lot of weird shit out there, but I generally trust Matt & Co. to report on important and interesting things, with [...]

Adventures at the Airport

Last Wednesday I flew out to New York for work. I chose an 8pm flight because I wanted to avoid traffic and other assorted bullshit. Thankfully, my drive to the airport was uneventful and there was no shit in sight – that is, until I got to the airport. I drove in exactly the same [...]

Meet Mo

In the absence of a super inspiring post, I thought I’d finally introduce you to Mo. Well, two of them – there’s a whole family of wild rabbits that have taken over my property and I really can’t tell them apart, hence the universal name ‘Mo.’ It works, right? This is one of the parental [...]

Hearing Voices

So, I’m sitting on the toilet in the bathroom at the doctor’s office. There’s quiet music and the sound of water running softly outside in the waiting room. I’m the only one there aside from the doctor. Faintly, as if coming from the walls I hear, “Ann!” Like…quiet screaming. Like what Horton heard when he [...]

Things That Make You Go Hmmm…

Someone once told me that, years ago, it was a perfectly acceptable thing to do business at your front door. That must have been a really long time ago, because when I hear a knock on the door these days, I fantasize about answering it wearing Braveheart face paint while wielding a pitchfork or a [...]

Idiot of the Month – May 2011 Winner!

Earlier this week, one of my readers forwarded me the below profile. She came across it on an online dating site, and felt that this person was highly deserving of the Idiot of the Month award. I concur! So without further ado, I present to you the Idiot of the Month for May 2011! About [...]

Off the Top of My Head – 5’11

1- Ghandi took the train with me yesterday. If it wasn’t him, he has a twin residing in Montreal. Similarly, Tori took the bus yesterday and discovered that Morgan Freeman was driving it. If it wasn’t him, he has a twin residing in Britain. As far as twins go, I met mine 10 years ago [...]

Sweet! Off the Top of My Head: 2’2011

Hear ye! Hear ye! The second installment of Off The Top of My Head (2011) is now in session. You are therefore required to sit your buttocks down and start reading immediately! (Oh, was that too harsh? But look! Instead of using ‘asses’, I used ‘buttocks!). – I wonder how often bartenders sleep with their [...]

Idiot of the Month – Winner!

Because truly, I personally don’t think I’ll encounter anyone as moronic as this guy in the two remaining weeks of March. That said, if you meet someone who surpasses this guy’s level of idiocy, please alert me ASAP! An acquaintance of mine who, for all intents and purposes, still believes that there are decent men [...]